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“There is a thin line between love and hate.” That legendary song title could easily be applied to the titles on this list, because many of them we actually love simply because they are so creative. Then again, you could also make an argument for criminal behavior in the world of grammar. Either way, these lists are always about promoting great music, and most of these songs were written and performed by brilliant artists. So please don’t take any of this as disrespect. It is just a fun showcase of great music with odd titles and some grammar that probably should have been arrested on sight—something we’ve been accused of many times ourselves.
# 20 – “Foamy Soaky” – Frank Zappa
“Foamy Soaky” is exactly the kind of title that could only feel completely at home in Frank Zappa’s universe. The piece dates back to Zappa’s original orchestral version of Lumpy Gravy, recorded in the 1960s, and eventually appeared by name as “VII Foamy Soaky” on The Lumpy Money Project/Object in 2009. It is strange, playful, and wonderfully meaningless on the surface, which makes it a perfect way to start a list like this. With Zappa, of course, the weird title is usually part of the fun.
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# 19 – “Yoga Is as Yoga Does” – Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley recorded “Yoga Is as Yoga Does” for the 1967 film and soundtrack EP Easy Come, Easy Go. Written by Gerald Nelson and Fred Burch, the song finds Elvis trying to make his way through a yoga lesson, which was certainly not the subject most people expected from the King of Rock and Roll. The title is goofy, the scene is goofy, and that is pretty much why it belongs here. Elvis somehow still manages to sell it with a straight face.
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# 18 – “No-No Song” – Ringo Starr
Ringo Starr’s “No-No Song” appeared on his 1974 album Goodnight Vienna and became a major U.S. hit when it was released as a single in 1975. Written by Hoyt Axton and David Jackson, the song follows a narrator turning down one vice after another with a cheerful sense of humor. It reached number three on the Billboard Hot 100, proving that a ridiculous title never stopped a great novelty record from becoming a hit. Ringo’s easygoing delivery makes the whole thing work.
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# 17 – “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” – Crash Test Dummies
Crash Test Dummies released “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” in 1993 on God Shuffled His Feet. Written by Brad Roberts, the song became a huge international hit and reached number four on the Billboard Hot 100. A title made up almost entirely of humming sounds should probably be impossible to remember, yet everybody who lived through the 1990s remembers this one. Brad Roberts’ deep voice only made the whole thing even stranger and more unforgettable.
# 16 – “The Rain, the Park & Other Things” – The Cowsills
The Cowsills released “The Rain, the Park & Other Things” in 1967, and the song appeared on the group’s self-titled debut album. Written by Artie Kornfeld and Steve Duboff, it became a massive hit and climbed to number two on the Billboard Hot 100. It is a beautiful piece of sunshine pop with a title that sounds like somebody started listing random objects and then gave up. Odd title or not, this remains one of the sweetest records of the era.
# 15 – “Gimme Dat Ding” – The Pipkins
“Gimme Dat Ding” sounds ridiculous before you even hear a note, which is part of its charm. Written by Albert Hammond and Mike Hazlewood, The Pipkins took the novelty song to number nine on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1970 and number six in the UK. The record plays like a musical argument between a piano and a metronome, and somehow the nonsense title fits it perfectly. Sometimes a silly song needs a silly name, and this one certainly got it.
# 14 – “Betcha by Golly, Wow” – The Stylistics
The Stylistics turned “Betcha by Golly, Wow” into one of the great Philadelphia soul ballads of the early 1970s. Written by Thom Bell and Linda Creed, the song appeared on the group’s 1971 debut album and reached number three on the Billboard Hot 100 after its 1972 single release. The title may read like somebody dropped a box of words down the stairs, but Russell Thompkins Jr.’s magnificent falsetto makes you forget all about that once the record starts. Strange title, gorgeous song.
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# 13 – “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini” – Brian Hyland
Brian Hyland’s “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini” became one of the defining novelty-pop hits of 1960. Written by Paul Vance and Lee Pockriss, the song reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and made seventeen-year-old Hyland a star. The title is practically a tongue twister before the music even begins. Yet once you hear it, there is no getting the thing out of your head, which is probably why it worked so well.
# 12 – “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” – Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
Now this is a song title that gets right to the point. Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty recorded “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” for their 1978 album Honky Tonk Heroes, with the song written by L.E. White and Lola Jean Dillon. The title sounds brutal, but the record is really a funny back-and-forth between two people who know exactly how to push each other’s buttons. Lynn and Twitty’s chemistry makes the insults sound almost affectionate, which is the magic of the whole thing.
# 11 – “Warm Beer and Cold Women” – Tom Waits
Tom Waits could make a title like “Warm Beer and Cold Women” sound like the saddest sign hanging outside the last bar open in town. The song appeared on his 1975 album Nighthawks at the Diner, recorded at the Record Plant in Los Angeles and written by Waits. It has all the smoky, late-night loneliness that defined his early work. The title is funny at first glance, but by the time Waits is through with it, it does not feel funny at all.
# 10 – “Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic” – Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes made sure nobody was going to fit “Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic” comfortably on a jukebox label. The sprawling funk track appeared on his landmark 1969 album Hot Buttered Soul and was written by Hayes and Alvertis Isbell, better known as Al Bell. The title is as oversized as the music itself, which stretches out for nearly ten minutes and gives Hayes plenty of room to dig deep into the groove. Try saying the title three times fast and then just give up and enjoy the record.
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# 9 – “Troglodyte (Cave Man)” – The Jimmy Castor Bunch
The Jimmy Castor Bunch scored one of the strangest funk hits of 1972 with “Troglodyte (Cave Man).” Written by Jimmy Castor and released on It’s Just Begun, the record climbed to number six on the Billboard Hot 100. The spoken storytelling, heavy groove, and caveman premise made it impossible to mistake for anything else on the radio. It is weird, funny, funky, and absolutely unforgettable.
# 8 – “Fuh You” – Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney released “Fuh You” on his 2018 album Egypt Station, co-writing the song with producer Ryan Tedder. McCartney later explained that the title was meant in the casual sense of saying “for you,” while also clearly enjoying the way people could hear something a little more mischievous in it. That joke is pretty much the entire reason the title wound up on this list. At this point in his career, McCartney had more than earned the right to have a little fun with everybody.
# 7 – “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” – Pearl Jam
Pearl Jam went in the opposite direction of their usual short song titles when they named this one “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.” The track appeared on Vs. in 1993 and was credited to Eddie Vedder, Stone Gossard, Jeff Ament, Mike McCready, and Dave Abbruzzese, with Vedder writing the lyrics. Despite never receiving a standard U.S. commercial single release, it reached number seventeen on Billboard’s Modern Rock Tracks chart. It is a beautiful song, but the title practically needs its own paragraph.
# 6 – “The Eggplant That Ate Chicago” – Dr. West’s Medicine Show and Junk Band
Before Norman Greenbaum gave the world “Spirit in the Sky,” he wrote one of the great absurd novelty titles: “The Eggplant That Ate Chicago.” Recorded by Dr. West’s Medicine Show and Junk Band, the song became a minor hit in the late 1960s and reached number fifty-two on the Billboard Hot 100. The title sounds like a low-budget monster movie that somebody dreamed up after staring too long at the vegetable drawer. That is exactly why it works.
# 5 – “Wart Hog” – Ramones
The Ramones never needed elegant song titles, and “Wart Hog” certainly proves it. Written by Dee Dee Ramone and Johnny Ramone, the track appeared on the band’s 1984 album Too Tough to Die, with Dee Dee handling the lead vocal. It is short, aggressive, ugly, and completely in character with the harder edge of that album. “Wart Hog” is not pretty, but neither is the song, and that is precisely the point.
# 4 – “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go” – Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band
Captain Beefheart did not believe in wasting a strange idea, and “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go” may be one of his finest titles. Written by Don Van Vliet, the song appeared on Lick My Decals Off, Baby in 1970. The title is surreal, funny, slightly uncomfortable, and completely at home in Beefheart’s universe. You could shorten it, of course, but then it would not be Captain Beefheart.
# 3 – “You’re the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk” – Budgie
Budgie had a gift for song titles that sounded like nobody else could possibly have come up with them. “You’re the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk” appeared on the Welsh band’s 1973 album Never Turn Your Back on a Friend, written by Burke Shelley, Tony Bourge, and Ray Phillips. The song itself is a heavy, sprawling piece of early hard rock, while the title sounds like an advertising slogan from another planet. That combination is pure Budgie.
# 2 – “Disco Duck” – Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots
There was probably no way a song called “Disco Duck” was ever going to age with dignity, but that did not stop it from becoming a monster hit. Written and performed by Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots, the 1976 novelty record reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100. It combined the disco craze with duck noises and somehow sold millions of copies. If that does not earn a spot near the top of this list, nothing will.
# 1 – “My Ding-a-Ling” – Chuck Berry
Chuck Berry spent his career writing some of the smartest and most influential songs in rock and roll, yet his only number-one Billboard Hot 100 hit was “My Ding-a-Ling.” Written by Dave Bartholomew, Berry’s 1972 live version was included on The London Chuck Berry Sessions and turned a goofy double entendre into an enormous singalong hit. There is something wonderfully absurd about one of rock and roll’s greatest lyricists reaching the top of the chart with a song called “My Ding-a-Ling.” That alone makes it impossible to put anything else at number one.
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Updated September 15, 2026
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